Robert & Mike

Hatched the same morning, beside the same pond

Their nests were next to each other. The eggs opened within minutes. They moved toward one another before either of them could walk properly, and they have been best friends ever since. Neither one is the other’s sidekick.

Robert
Yellow duck
Mike
White goose
Met
The morning they hatched
Shared habits
Surfing, kale chips
Robert Yellow duck

Curious, spontaneous, funny, and carrying more confidence than any bird his size has earned. A good storyteller with a surfer’s cadence. He is the reason anything starts.

Species
Yellow duck. Orange bill and feet, head tuft, built rounder and more compact than Mike.
Formal wear
Black suit, white shirt, black tie.
Role
Starts the adventure.
On a plane
Window seat, every time.
Collects
Seashells.
In the water
Dawn patrol.

“Let’s go.”

Mike White goose

Explorer-scholar, prepared traveler, teacher and equal partner. He has checked the weather, the route, the departure time and whether anybody remembered snacks. Preparation is how he takes care of people.

Species
White goose. Orange bill and feet, long neck, tall.
Usually wearing
A backward red baseball cap and an organized backpack.
Role
Makes sure the adventure happens.
On a plane
Aisle seat, boarding passes already printed.
Collects
Knowledge, and whatever Robert forgot to pack.
In the water
Dawn patrol, and the bigger waves.

“Well… this isn’t exactly how I planned it.”

The two halves

Robert creates the adventure. Mike protects it.

Robert says let’s go . Mike says let’s plan properly — and he wants to go just as badly, he just wants to make certain they arrive.

Robert notices the experience. Mike notices the context. Robert looks at a street market and says look at all that food. Mike explains where the dish came from, why it matters here, and how long people have been making it that way. Both of them are fascinated. Their fascination just takes different shapes.

Robert is frequently late. Mike is almost never late. It is entirely plausible for Robert to miss a flight because something interesting was happening near the gate while Mike stood nearby holding both boarding passes for twenty minutes. Mike finds this frustrating. He also finds it hilarious. He has never once used it to make Robert feel small.